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Me: I have some news for you! You're worthless! You're a microbe! An ant! A virus! A BACTERIUM!!! Emile the moron: Ouuuuuh... what you're saying really touches me. I'm really sad. I'm almost going to start crying. Me: I don't care! I'm just really happy that my cousin understood what kind of guy you are. And I'm going to make sure that all the girls who approach you know it, too! Emile the moron (coming closer to intimidate me): If you do that, I'm warning you that you'll regret it. Me: You don't scare me! Emile the moron: Oh yeah? You should. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. And I can be very patient when I want to get back at someone. Me: Do you also know what's best served cold? Emile the moron (raising an eyebrow): Huh? Me (picking up a small snowball): THAT!!! And... I swung my arm straight at his face. He got a mouthful. Which meant I didn't really hear the rest of his threats, since he just kept spitting out snow and ice. I could say that the punishment that followed made me regret my actions, but that would be a lie...