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Me: Have you been drinking?! Colin (straightening up and taking a step back): Yeah, so what? Me: But you said you couldn't, because of your head. Colin: My head's better. And I drink if I want. And I only had one beer, anyway, no reason to freak out. Me: I'm not freaking out, I'm surprised. Colin (with a wicked smile): Are you going to add that to the whole list of my new faults too? Colin the Brave, Colin the Douchebag, Colin the Drunk... Me (shaking my head): You don't understand. Colin: You're the one who doesn't want to listen to me. I'm having the best summer of my life. And it's not my fault if you're depressed because your boyfriend left you.